SPECIAL BATCH 2: DASH CHAT
NOTE: ALL CHATS WERE DONE ESSENTIALLY AT THE SAME TIME.
Qetuo says:
Sup?
Rainbow Dash says:
YOU
Qetuo says:
What?
I didn't do anything
that was you
you asshole!
Do you know how much trouble you've caused!?
Rainbow Dash says:
What the hell do you want, murderer?
Qetuo says:
Hey!
I didn't do anything! I was on my moonbase
that was you!
figuratively speaking
Rainbow Dash says:
What do you mean, that was me?
Qetuo says:
you, in a drunken stupor, burned down the entire city
It's true
mabe
Rainbow Dash says:
No, it's not.
Look
Qetuo says:
it is the most logical explaination
Rainbow Dash says:
obviously there's a reason that you want to talk to me.
What is it?
Qetuo says:
Scootabuse
what's up with that
Rainbow Dash says:
what?
Qetuo says:
?
I'm asking you
if I knew then I wouldn't need to ask
So.....bestest friend, I have an important question.
How much
wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was on fire?
Rainbow Dash says:
Not much
cause the woodchuck's on fire
Qetuo says:
Tat makes sense, no wonder it didn't chuck any wood
next time I won't set it on fire
Wait!
Rainbow Dash says:
Why do you hate things so much?
Qetuo says:
what happening?
No
my text color!
Rainbow Dash says:
What?
Qetuo says:
It's it's changing!!!
NO!!!!!!
.....oh well
I blame you
and Applejack
because she's an inbred hick
Rainbow Dash says:
She's not inbred
look
You're screwed, Qetuo.
Everypony is looking for you
Qetuo says:
what's it like having an inbred hick as a friend? Is it true that ever full moon they start changing colors?
why are they looking for me?
What did I do?
I've never even met them
Rainbow Dash says:
Qetuo.
Are you behind the robbery?
Qetuo says:
that heist? If I would have planned it. It would have gone way differently.
ever see that one movie? Oceans 11?
yeah, a lot like that
Listen, we've been friends for a long time, so I have to ask you, what is you're one weakness. I know you have one, everyone has one. My weakness is that I'm way too strong, it's hard to line up donimoes because I get impatiant
Rainbow Dash says:
We're not freinds.
Qetuo says:
Sure we are
Rainbow Dash says:
My one weakness is bullets to your head.
Seriously
try it
it'll kill me
instantly
Qetuo says:
remember all those times we froliced in the fields together?
Rainbow Dash says:
No
Qetuo says:
just skipping around, enjoying the sunshine
well then I geuss you have amnesia. My feelings are hurt
You should be ahamed of yourself
Suddenly:F.O.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_PVPyn6n8
Rainbow Dash says:
what?
This is in some weird language
Qetuo says:
They are a pain in the ass
My one wekness!!
The Toucher says:
Is Sweetie Belle here?
Rainbow Dash says:
...
no
The Toucher says:
oh
bye
Barry Smith says:
Hi, Rainbow
Rainbow Dash says:
Hello
Barry Smith says:
How was your week?
Rainbow Dash says:
eh, alright
Barry Smith says:
I'm not really sure what to talk about.
I know! Have you seen any of those stories that pair you with a Wonderbolt?
Rainbow Dash says:
No, not really
what do you mean?
Barry Smith says:
Well, some of your fans like to romantically pair you with either Soarin or Spitfire.
Sometimes they'll have it go all the way, if you know what I mean
Rainbow Dash says:
WHOA
Uh...
Barry Smith says:
Well, I imagine it's better than being paired with your opposite gender.
I reckon that would be just awkward to the extreme.
Rainbow Dash says:
You do know I go both ways, right?
Barry Smith says:
I figured with thew rainbow mane and all, but I mean, it's you, but as a boy
the*
Rainbow Dash says:
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
uh...
Barry Smith says:
Anyway, what happened to your Element of Harmony necklace?
Rainbow Dash says:
I keep in on me at all times
but I don't wear it unless I need it
Barry Smith says:
right.
So when you're not wearing it, it's kept in your cloud house or something?
I wish I could give you something on your next holiday, but with the rift no longer accepting physical objects...
Rainbow Dash says:
ah well
I don't need a lot of stuff
Barry Smith says:
I guess.
And we don't have anything that can stand on clouds anyway.
Rainbow Dash says:
Really?
Nothing
Not even some animals?
Barry Smith says:
I gotta go. I'll be back later
Rainbow Dash says:
bye
Rainbow Dash says:
Wait
who is this?
Gig says:
... Gig.
Rainbow Dash says:
Hi Gig, Twilight's looking for you
Are you safe right now?
Gig says:
... where the hell am I?
And WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Rainbow Dash says:
I'm Dash
Who else would I be?
Gig says:
D...Dash?
Rainbow Dash says:
yeah.
Gig says:
What...
what am I doing here?
it doesn't look like home
Oh...
It was burned to the ground anyway...
... my head hurt a lot
Rainbow Dash says:
Where are you?
Gig says:
I'd like to know
I am in someone's house...
But... who? And where?
Rainbow Dash says:
Wait, what?
Gig says:
Fuck, my head HURTS T8T
I can't even remember how I get there
I dreamt of Equestria... I guess.
... why is there blood on my shirt?
Rainbow Dash says:
Wait
Gig says:
Fuck, what the hell?
Rainbow Dash says:
blood?
GIg
what's going on?
Gig says:
...
i'd like to know!
And why does it HURT so much?
Rainbow Dash says:
Just calm down
just sit down
try to relax
Gig says:
I'm... I'm already sit. I guess.
There's a kind of... metal box, and I'm sat on it
It's dark, I try to find a light
Rainbow Dash says:
No
just
sit down
Gig says:
... woaw, my head is spinning now
I find a lighter
Doesnt work very well
Maybe there's a switch somewhere?
... duh, I guess I'm going to stay sit in the dark
My head hurts too much
It must be some awkward dream
... i can't even recall what's happening
how... how can I even talk to you? There's no internet in Equestria
i must be hallucinating again
Rainbow Dash says:
There is one spot
the TRIBD Centre here in Equestria
Gig says:
... it makes sense... I guess...
I found a flashlight in a drawer...
Rainbow Dash says:
okay
where are you
you're in a house
Gig says:
doesn't help thought. I still don't know where I am
Yeah
Rainbow Dash says:
Look outside
what do you see?
Gig says:
... it's night
No lights
Trees
Oaks, maybe?
Ow, my head is spinning again
back to my box
wait
what the hell
There's "US Defense Department" written on it
... this dream is getting out of hand real fast
Rainbow Dash says:
This isn't a dream, Gig
Gig says:
Hell, soon I'll find out that's a part of a thermonuclear warhead T_T'
Rainbow Dash says:
Just
wait
Gig says:
Yeah yeah, not a dream
Rainbow Dash says:
what?
A
Nuke?
Gig says:
They all say that
Rainbow Dash says:
you have a nuke?
Gig says:
What?
No
I guess, no
At least, not in my pockets
Nor in this... box
Too small
I try to open it
... locked
... there's a key on the floor
Okay, that's the good one. Fuck, I used to be more imaginative
I don't understand
If I realize I'm in a dream
Like right now
I should be able to do whatever I want, right?
AND WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT THAT MUCH?
Fuck
... okay, let's play backward. What did I do last night? Looks like I got a big hangover or something like that now
...
Fuck
I opened the box
That's a transmiter, a remote, I guess
There's a keypad, and a big red button with a cap on it
holly shit
"ICBM portable control pod"?
Rainbow Dash says:
Don't
press it
Gig says:
What?
Oh, I don't care, you can't die in a dream, right?
Rainbow Dash says:
Don't
press
Gig says:
.. though, you're not supposed to suffer from pain either, and right now I want to hit my head on the walls
Rainbow Dash says:
it
Don't press it, Gig.
This isn't a dream
just put it down
Gig says:
... for real?
Rainbow Dash says:
For real
Gig says:
Ow, fuck
What the hell
I can't even remember why I woke up talking to a pony throught internet, sat on a ICBM controler
Rainbow Dash says:
Wait
you sat on it?
Gig, what's an ICBM?
Gig says:
I was sit on the box from the very beginning
It's an intercontinental cruise missile
5000+ km range I guess
Rainbow Dash says:
Is that like... a nuclear bomb?
Gig says:
Most of the time, carrying thermonuclear warheads
... yeah
But I don't understand
Rainbow Dash says:
GIG
DID YOU LAUNCH ONE?
Gig says:
There's no such thing as a 'remote controler' for an ICBM
... weel I guess not
It must be some kind of toy
... right?
Rainbow Dash says:
I hope not
Gig says:
I'll take a look outdoor, to see if there are any giant mushroom over there
No, it's all clear
there's something in the garden though, a big black thing
Rainbow Dash says:
Look
what is it?
Gig says:
I'll be right back, I go closer
ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
bordel de merde
Rainbow Dash says:
what is it?
Gig says:
... looks like the head of the ICBM controlled by the remote I was sitting on
Okay, so THIS IS a dream
Rainbow Dash says:
Gig..
Gig says:
... I mean, come on, no one wake up some day or night in an unknow house, with a nuke in the garden
With a god-tiers headach
Rainbow Dash says:
Gig.
Gig says:
And blood all over my clothes
Rainbow Dash says:
This is real
Gig says:
Of course you say it's real
If you doesn't exist, you'd try to prove me you DO
... so, whatever you say, I can't trust you
This being said, I can't trust myself either
Last time I did something to help someone
... oh, fuck, it was at Stalliongrad
...
Rainbow Dash says:
Yes, you were.
Gig says:
i guess i'd seen enought fucked up things to allow this shit to be real
i'm spitting blood now, wtf
i just... want to go home
Rainbow Dash says:
It's okay gig
Gig says:
... no it's not
i know it's not
Rainbow Dash says:
It's going to be okayy.
Gig says:
... I hate this sentence
They use it in every bad action movie or thriller or whatever
Just before it starts to get hell
... I heard noises
Rainbow Dash says:
Run.
Gig says:
FUCK GUNFIRE
Rainbow Dash says:
RUH
RUN
RUN
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
wicka wicka
Rainbow Dash says:
What ?
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
Nothin', just an onomatopoeia. How is? Any more robberies?
Rainbow Dash says:
Nope
sorry
I'm kinda focussing on like eight different people right now
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
Popular pony is popular.
Rainbow Dash says:
Yep
I guess, anyway
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
So what's up then? Have that meeting thing already or is that this weekend?
Rainbow Dash says:
It's starting tomorrow
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
Ahh. Hopefully Twilight got my letter and she can inquire about the...thing...I saw.
Rainbow Dash says:
Letters haven't arrived yet
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
Fffh...crap.
Okay, well I'm sure it's not anything life-threatening then...
Rainbow Dash says:
Like, the mailmare hasn't brought them to us yet
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
Gotcha. It's not like it's still there...I hope. Anywho, just the same-old same-old then?
Things staying relatively peaceful for once?
Rainbow Dash says:
No.
The Zebraic Intifada's issued a statement calling for the resignation of the Gods, or else war breaks out
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
buh-wuh?
Rainbow Dash says:
The Griffon Nationalist Party is declaring war
The Deerish Republican Army too
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
I'm confused. Isn't declaring war on...y'know...-Gods- kind of...silly?
I mean, they're Gods.
Rainbow Dash says:
I know
but
they're still doing it
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
They giving any reasons?
Other than "We're pissed off and not going to take it anymore"
Rainbow Dash says:
I don't know their motives!
Like seriously!
They want "independence"
why?
what do they have to gain!
They're all Equestrians, why can't they just be happy?
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
Maybe what with Celestia basically being overthrown, they're afraid the Gods are going to try to make radical changes than what was the norm when Celestia was the head of power?
I dunno, politics really aren't my strong point.
Rainbow Dash says:
hmmm
But still
It's stupid
Do they not like Ponies ruling them or something?
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
Possibly?
Rainbow Dash says:
Well, why not?
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
They might feel intimidated that the chief race on the planet now has basically a whole platoon of Gods on their side.
Rainbow Dash says:
Hmmm...
It sorta makes sense I guess
but, why do they want independance?
Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:
Probably trying to isolate themselves before anything worse happens to them.
Like the Gods going all tyrannical on their asses.
I mean, you guys, the Ponys, are basically like the dominant race on Equestria, right?
They see themselves as second-class citizens to you, maybe. And are afraid that with these new Gods all piling in for leadership, all of them being Alicorns mind you (as I doubt there are Griffon or Elk gods), they're going to get treated even worse.
So they're trying to nip that in the bud before that might happen by declaring independance.
Sorry if I'm not being much help in helping you figure this out...been feelin' a bit out of it since yesterday.
Ugh, woozy. Right then, I think I ought to go lay down. Got ya in my prayers though, hope things settle down with a good end over there.
Rainbow Dash says:
I hope so too, Scherzo
I hope so too.
Nikita says:
o/
Rainbow Dash says:
Hello
Nikita says:
Hey there
Am I talking to Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash says:
yep
hi
Nikita says:
Niiice! This is definetely an improvement over letters... reply times and all
So you're all in Canterlot now?
Why exactly do you have to be there for a meeting of the Gods anyway?...
Rainbow Dash says:
I don't know myself
Celestia just kinda wants me to be there.
Nikita says:
I'm not sure why you'd want to message me though
You're cool and all, but I don't remember writing to you that much =/
Rainbow Dash says:
Because, Nikita. You're the chosen one.
Nikita says:
Wait what
No I'm just an engineer... an inventor maybe
Rainbow Dash says:
HAHAHAHHA I HAD YOU GOING THERE FOR A MINUTE
Nikita says:
I can't even do magic D:
Rainbow Dash says:
I bet your face was priceless
Nikita says:
derp
okaaay good one Rainbow
if you don't mind... may I speak with Twilight if she is around?
Rainbow Dash says:
Sure
she says she'll do one of these chats soon
she's kinda busy right now
Nikita says:
I see. So you are just chilling around Canterlot, without a care in the world until Princess calls you?
Rainbow Dash says:
Yeah
pretty much
Nikita says:
It must be pretty boring sitting in a castle with all the royals.
Rainbow Dash says:
Not in the castle
hotel
Nikita says:
Oh. In that case you must be pretty close to the common folk in there?
Have you heard any rumors lately?
Not that you'd be interested in gossip
Rainbow Dash says:
Like
what kind of rumors?
Nikita says:
Well, first of all it's quite possible that the common folk would be joking about the royals
it would be noted if someone started acting unusual
or ranting
yes, let's concentrate on that now.
Rainbow Dash says:
Well
Nikita says:
For you see, I fear that some of them are being manipulated... it may be possible that someone is trying to do something with somepony elses hands
Rainbow Dash says:
Things are going down hill fast
Nikita says:
Even besides griffons?
Rainbow Dash says:
YEah
Deerish Republican Army, and the Zebraic Intifada have both declared war.
no attacks yet
but still
Nikita says:
Surprising that someone even KNOWS what war is after all these ages
Nikita says:
Alchemy must be common among Zebras - do you think they could use poison?
Rainbow Dash says:
Maybe
Actually, probably
we know what war is, mostly because of what we learned from the humans
Nikita says:
Do you fear that one dark hour, you would have to kill?
Rainbow Dash says:
Me?
I..
I don't know
Nikita says:
I don't know about ponies, but all men, deep inside, biologically even, are either murderers or they are not. And any sane person would try to steer away from war, live happily and do no harm
but they end up having something that is more dear to them than life
I pray that you don't have to choose between a life of a griffon and that of a pony
but the times are indeed getting dark
Rainbow Dash says:
I do too
But
if necessary...
to protect the people I love
I would
Nikita says:
"Always plan for the worst, that way all your surprises will be pleasant ones."
Well then. I don't want to worsen your mood any more, so I will leave you at that. If you see Twilight please tell her to message me. There was one trick she should know if the things go south.
Rainbow Dash says:
Thanks
Qetuo says:
sup?
HA!
look at Fluttershy's eyes!
Rainbow Dash says:
What's so weird about that?
Eyes do that
Qetuo says:
Yeah but you suck
zing!
Applejack says:
Howdy Rainbow!
Rainbow Dash says:
Qetuo
this is the same window-thingy as before
I'm not stupid
Applejack says:
I just got back from having sex with bi- uh I mean uh harvesting appls
Rainbow Dash says:
What's with you, Applejack, and incest?
Honestly
it's kinda pathetic
Applejack says:
What! I didn't do no incest today- uh I mean uh, I don't do know incest! Why Rainbow I have half a mind to teach you a lesson about steroetypes
Rainbow Dash says:
Qetuo,
Fluttershy says:
Hi Rainbow!
I just got back from helping a bird
or something
Hey!
Let's talk about our friends weaknesses!
What was Twilight's weakness again? I forget
Rainbow Dash says:
Bullet through the face, Qetuo, just like I said.
Fluttershy says:
What!
I'm not Qetuo
Rainbow Dash says:
Yes. you are
Fluttershy says:
I'm Fluttershy
did you hit your head?
Rainbow Dash says:
Fluttershy is in the other room.
In fact, I can see her from here.
Fluttershy says:
What! No she's an imposter!
quick RUN!!
Rainbow Dash says:
No, she's not, Qetuo.
Fluttershy says:
oh yeah, then ask something that only I would know
She'll get it wrong
whatch, ask me anything
and I'll get it right
eep
see? Only I act that shy
Rainbow Dash says:
Fluttershy is right there
Fluttershy says:
now, if you still don't believe me then ask me anything
Rainbow Dash says:
standing
right there
Fluttershy says:
oh yeah?
Rainbow Dash says:
you're not a very smart supervillain, are you?
Honestly
Fluttershy says:
then how come I'm over here?
go ahead ask me anything
I'll get it right
and you'll be sorry that you trusted the imposter
Rainbow Dash says:
Wait
what's that ticking noise?
Fluttershy says:
IT'S A TRAP!! I told you it was an imposter!
RUN!!!
Sumomo says:
rainbow~
Rainbow Dash says:
Hi
Sumomo says:
You doing alright? Things have been haywire lately...
Rainbow Dash says:
That's an understatement
Sumomo says:
No kidding XD
So, how's that tree?
Rainbow Dash says:
I dunno, I'm in Canterlot at the moment
haven't gotten a chance to check on it yet
Sumomo says:
I kinda imagined the tree becoming a Fluttertree a few hours ago...
I didn't put much effort into it, but sorry if that happens ._.
Rainbow Dash says:
Fluttertree?
Sumomo says:
fluttershy + tree
Rainbow Dash says:
Why?
Sumomo says:
I dunno, my imagination has a life of its own
Rainbow Dash says:
Thats... odd...
Sumomo says:
i...am an odd person.
i can't really help it
Anyway, are there some good amusement parks in Equestria?
Rainbow Dash says:
Uh,there's a few
Sumomo says:
Nice, nice
The best one is the US is Disney World. It's more like, four amusement parks. The whole thing is the size of a small town.
Rainbow Dash says:
really?
Sumomo says:
Yep
You can spend like a month there without doing any of the same things twice
But it's super expensive XD
Hey, you still there?
Rainbow Dash says:
yeah
sorry
I'm talking to likje
20 different people
Sumomo says:
Aw, that's gotta be tough
I can barely keep a conversation with one person, but 20? XD
Rainbow Dash says:
multitasking, freind
multitasking
Sumomo says:
Take it easy, OK?
You've got enough on your plate as it is
Rainbow Dash says:
thanks
Sumomo says:
I'm trying to work with Pinkie, so that's one less thing, too
Rainbow Dash says:
Pinkie is...
kinda not right
really jumpy
muttering
it's scary
when Pinkie isn't righnrt
something REALLY isn't right
Sumomo says:
I can tell you it's not by her own free will
I asked Twilight to get into her mind and try to fix things, but it seems like it would take a crapload of magic
Rainbow Dash says:
I know
there's some dark stuff going on here.
Sumomo says:
I'll do my best
dude...i'm so tired
It's like 11 PM over here
Rainbow Dash says:
Where are you?
Sumomo says:
Germany
Rainbow Dash says:
...Germany
Sumomo says:
Nice place, really
Kinda hard to find good pizza here though...
Rainbow Dash says:
Oh
sorry
I...
learned some things
the other day
Sumomo says:
Yeah. The country had a rough past, but that was ages ago.
First it lost the first world war
And then the victors of the war made them sign a treaty that pretty much ruined their economy
By that time they were so desperate that they would've latched on to anyone who promised improvement
Unfortunately, it ended up being Hilter
*hitler
That went on for a decade or so, triggering the second world war in the process
After the loss the victors actually helped them recover that time
The majority of the country was democratic afterwards, but there was a small portion under Communist rule until fairly recently
Rainbow Dash says:
Ah
Sumomo says:
Sorry, kinda got carried away there
Rainbow Dash says:
It's okay
Sumomo says:
There's a lot in between involving capitalism vs communism tension, but that's even longer and more complicated
Anyway I should really go to bed now
Rainbow Dash says:
have a good sleep.
Sumomo says:
G'night!
X64BINARY says:
Heeeey, hi there!
How are you?
Damn, I can't believe I'm talking to THE Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash says:
Wait
hi
X64BINARY says:
How are things in Equestria?
Rainbow Dash says:
Bad
Who is this, by the way?
X64BINARY says:
... well, they call me XN64BINARY
That's just a nickname
My name's John
But well, I get used to my nick ^^
On the internet
That's what human usually do
They stay anonymous, behind a nickname
This said, even 'normal' names may be made up over there
No control, no rules, so it's kinda anarchy
Rainbow Dash says:
We don't really have rules to naming eithert
although usually it's "Noun Verb"
or "Verb noun"
X64BINARY says:
Usually, we use a 'First Name' 'Last Name' pattern
The last name is hereditary
But it depends on countries thought
And the first name is just chosen 'because that's pretty'
Sometimes, parents really fuck up
Rainbow Dash says:
how>?
X64BINARY says:
(No pun intended)
Rainbow Dash says:
example?
X64BINARY says:
Like
I used to knew a girl
Rainbow Dash says:
Also, good pun.
X64BINARY says:
Called 'Vagina'
Rainbow Dash says:
...
X64BINARY says:
And that's not a joke
Rainbow Dash says:
...
X64BINARY says:
I swear
Rainbow Dash says:
....
X64BINARY says:
I'm afraid of my own kind sometime
Rainbow Dash says:
Yeah
uhm..
X64BINARY says:
(And how the hell did we manage to get there?)
Rainbow Dash says:
i can see why
Like... why did they think that's a good idea?
Honestly?
X64BINARY says:
I... don't know
I never had the misluck to meet her parents
I never really meet her though
She was just a ... celebrity in my college
Poor girl.
Rainbow Dash says:
Why didn't she change it?
X64BINARY says:
Sometime you just can't
In some countries you can, but you have to be adult
Hey, by the way
I heard that someone in Finland changed his name
Rainbow Dash says:
yeah
X64BINARY says:
Now he's called Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash says:
REALLY?
X64BINARY says:
Rainbow 'IDontKnowWhat' Dash.
No kidding.
Rainbow Dash says:
I don't know what to think about that...
X64BINARY says:
I'll try to find the new about that
It's a bit creepy yeah.
Rainbow Dash says:
Just a little bit
wait
X64BINARY says:
'Rainbow Alexsi Dash'
Rainbow Dash says:
What's that ticking noise
?
X64BINARY says:
... what noise?
Rainbow Dash says:
I don't know it's getting louder though
X64BINARY says:
It's quite on my side
Strange
Maybe there's something stuck in your computer's fan?
It happens sometime
Rainbow Dash says:
No... i don't think so
X64BINARY says:
MMh...
Maybe a clock?
Maybe it’s a ticking time bomb? :P
Rainbow Dash is now ‘offline’.
John says:
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream...
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been...
Rainbow Dash says:
Wait what?
John says:
Kashmir. It's a led zeppelin song, one of my favorites.
By the way, heya Dash.
*Peace Sign*
Rainbow Dash says:
Hi
John says:
Oh, wait, have you heard of Led Zeppelin before?
Rainbow Dash says:
nope
John says:
Hmm. I must avert this disaster. (Kidding.) I shall send you the song.
Highonspeed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfR_HWMzgyc
Ze code.
May it reach you Dashie Sama.
My shangri-la beneath the summer moon, I will return again...
Sure as the dust that floats high and true, when movin through kashmir...
Ohyeah! I'm feeling good today!
...You okay Dash? You are normally quick on responding. Or are the other fellows giving you some chat too? If so, I send my regards to them.
Rainbow Dash says:
There are like
eight different people
maybe more
John says:
Oh god XD
Are any of them new?
Rainbow Dash says:
Yeah...
Qetuos here
John says:
I shouldn't even be asking that, sorry.
...
Motherfu
...Well then. Would you mind me sending my regards to Qetuo with a "song"?
This song in particular.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzOb3UhPmig
Ugh, if I had his address I'd write him such an angry letter.
...Since that's probably all I could do. I'm no cyborg superbeing.
I'm probably more like a Ghost. People rarely heed me attention when I need it. However, that does work to my advantage...Never mind. If he's too much, just kick the sorry bastard.
Rainbow Dash says:
i'll give him the message
John says:
Danke.
Oh, and I'll just keep quiet from now on. You probably don't need one extra nagging voice at your neck while the Big Bad is here. That's game talk for the possible final boss. Call back when you wanna talk =)
...Oh, I forgot. Also call back if you need help.
Rainbow Dash says:
thanks
John says:
Dah.
Brian says:
I am just wondering how far I went to drain me this much. most teleportation I do does not hit me nearly as bad.
Maybe I did more than once.
who knows
Wait.... I think I hear some voices. Gotta find somewhere to hide.
Rainbow Dash says:
Just
gho
go
Brian says:
Agh.. stupid legs wont work im stuck I cant move
im stuck
I cant see them but they are getting close......
I cant understand them.... Great hopefully they arent hostile.
I'm back
Apparently the second they saw me they took off.
Not exactly reassuring.
I did not see them though.
I'm going to try to crawl over to a small cave nearby.
Playing myself some music hopefully it will calm me down as I attempt this.
Ugh made it.
Rainbow Dash says:
are you safe where you are?
Brian says:
I think im safe here for now.
Still I never heard that language before.
I must be somewhere really out of the way.
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Rainbow Dash says:
what do you see around you?
Brian says:
trees lots and lots of trees
Rainbow Dash says:
be careful
wait
what's that ticking noise?
Brian says:
what?
are you okay?
umm where is it coming from?
Rainbow Dash says:
I don't know
it's kinda
all around me
Brian says:
whatever it is get away from it
it sounds to me like a timed explosive primer
those tick quite loudly
i think you shouldleave NOW
that is seriously dangerous
Rainbow Dash says:
wait wh
[EoD]TwitchRE says:
Heh.
What's the matter Loyalty, things getting over your head?