SPECIAL BATCH 2: DASH CHAT

NOTE: ALL CHATS WERE DONE ESSENTIALLY AT THE SAME TIME.

Qetuo says:

Sup?

Rainbow Dash says:

YOU

Qetuo says:

What?

I didn't do anything

that was you

you asshole!

Do you know how much trouble you've caused!?

Rainbow Dash says:

What the hell do you want, murderer?

Qetuo says:

Hey!

I didn't do anything! I was on my moonbase

that was you!

figuratively speaking

Rainbow Dash says:

What do you mean, that was me?

Qetuo says:

you, in a drunken stupor, burned down the entire city

It's true

mabe

Rainbow Dash says:

No, it's not.

Look

Qetuo says:

it is the most logical explaination

Rainbow Dash says:

obviously there's a reason that you want to talk to me.

What is it?

Qetuo says:

Scootabuse

what's up with that

Rainbow Dash says:

what?

Qetuo says:

?

I'm asking you

if I knew then I wouldn't need to ask

So.....bestest friend, I have an important question.

How much

wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was on fire?

Rainbow Dash says:

Not much

cause the woodchuck's on fire

Qetuo says:

Tat makes sense, no wonder it didn't chuck any wood

next time I won't set it on fire

Wait!

Rainbow Dash says:

Why do you hate things so much?

Qetuo says:

what happening?

No

my text color!

Rainbow Dash says:

What?

Qetuo says:

It's it's changing!!!

NO!!!!!!

.....oh well

I blame you

and Applejack

because she's an inbred hick

Rainbow Dash says:

She's not inbred

look

You're screwed, Qetuo.

Everypony is looking for you

Qetuo says:

what's it like having an inbred hick as a friend? Is it true that ever full moon they start changing colors?

why are they looking for me?

What did I do?

I've never even met them

Rainbow Dash says:

Qetuo.

Are you behind the robbery?

Qetuo says:

that heist? If I would have planned it. It would have gone way differently.

ever see that one movie? Oceans 11?

yeah, a lot like that

Listen, we've been friends for a long time, so I have to ask you, what is you're one weakness. I know you have one, everyone has one. My weakness is that I'm way too strong, it's hard to line up donimoes because I get impatiant

Rainbow Dash says:

We're not freinds.

Qetuo says:

Sure we are

Rainbow Dash says:

My one weakness is bullets to your head.

Seriously

try it

it'll kill me

instantly

Qetuo says:

remember all those times we froliced in the fields together?

Rainbow Dash says:

No

Qetuo says:

just skipping around, enjoying the sunshine

well then I geuss you have amnesia. My feelings are hurt

You should be ahamed of yourself

Suddenly:F.O.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_PVPyn6n8

Rainbow Dash says:

what?

This is in some weird language

Qetuo says:

They are a pain in the ass

My one wekness!!


The Toucher says:

Is Sweetie Belle here?

Rainbow Dash says:

...

no

The Toucher says:

oh

bye


Barry Smith says:

Hi, Rainbow

Rainbow Dash says:

Hello

Barry Smith says:

How was your week?

Rainbow Dash says:

eh, alright

Barry Smith says:

I'm not really sure what to talk about.

I know!  Have you seen any of those stories that pair you with a Wonderbolt?

Rainbow Dash says:

No, not really

what do you mean?

Barry Smith says:

Well, some of your fans like to romantically pair you with either Soarin or Spitfire.

Sometimes they'll have it go all the way, if you know what I mean

Rainbow Dash says:

WHOA

Uh...

Barry Smith says:

Well, I imagine it's better than being paired with your opposite gender.

I reckon that would be just awkward to the extreme.

Rainbow Dash says:

You do know I go both ways, right?

Barry Smith says:

I figured with thew rainbow mane and all, but I mean, it's you, but as a boy

the*

Rainbow Dash says:

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

uh...

Barry Smith says:

Anyway, what happened to your Element of Harmony necklace?

Rainbow Dash says:

I keep in on me at all times

but I don't wear it unless I need it

Barry Smith says:

right.

So when you're not wearing it, it's kept in your cloud house or something?

I wish I could give you something on your next holiday, but with the rift no longer accepting physical objects...

Rainbow Dash says:

ah well

I don't need a lot of stuff

Barry Smith says:

I guess.

And we don't have anything that can stand on clouds anyway.

Rainbow Dash says:

Really?

Nothing

Not even some animals?

Barry Smith says:

I gotta go.  I'll be back later

Rainbow Dash says:

bye


Rainbow Dash says:

Wait

who is this?

Gig says:

... Gig.

Rainbow Dash says:

Hi Gig, Twilight's looking for you

Are you safe right now?

Gig says:

... where the hell am I?

And WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Rainbow Dash says:

I'm Dash

Who else would I be?

Gig says:

D...Dash?

Rainbow Dash says:

yeah.

Gig says:

What...

what am I doing here?

it doesn't look like home

Oh...

It was burned to the ground anyway...

... my head hurt a lot

Rainbow Dash says:

Where are you?

Gig says:

I'd like to know

I am in someone's house...

But... who? And where?

Rainbow Dash says:

Wait, what?

Gig says:

Fuck, my head HURTS T8T

I can't even remember how I get there

I dreamt of Equestria... I guess.

... why is there blood on my shirt?

Rainbow Dash says:

Wait

Gig says:

Fuck, what the hell?

Rainbow Dash says:

blood?

GIg

what's going on?

Gig says:

...

i'd like to know!

And why does it HURT so much?

Rainbow Dash says:

Just calm down

just sit down

try to relax

Gig says:

I'm... I'm already sit. I guess.

There's a kind of... metal box, and I'm sat on it

It's dark, I try to find a light

Rainbow Dash says:

No

just

sit down

Gig says:

... woaw, my head is spinning now

I find a lighter

Doesnt work very well

Maybe there's a switch somewhere?

... duh, I guess I'm going to stay sit in the dark

My head hurts too much

It must be some awkward dream

... i can't even recall what's happening

how... how can I even talk to you? There's no internet in Equestria

i must be hallucinating again

Rainbow Dash says:

There is one spot

the TRIBD Centre here in Equestria

Gig says:

... it makes sense... I guess...

I found a flashlight in a drawer...

Rainbow Dash says:

okay

where are you

you're in a house

Gig says:

doesn't help thought. I still don't know where I am

Yeah

Rainbow Dash says:

Look outside

what do you see?

Gig says:

... it's night

No lights

Trees

Oaks, maybe?

Ow, my head is spinning again

back to my box

wait

what the hell

There's "US Defense Department" written on it

... this dream is getting out of hand real fast

Rainbow Dash says:

This isn't a dream, Gig

Gig says:

Hell, soon I'll find out that's a part of a thermonuclear warhead T_T'

Rainbow Dash says:

Just

wait

Gig says:

Yeah yeah, not a dream

Rainbow Dash says:

what?

A

Nuke?

Gig says:

They all say that

Rainbow Dash says:

you have a nuke?

Gig says:

What?

No

I guess, no

At least, not in my pockets

Nor in this... box

Too small

I try to open it

... locked

... there's a key on the floor

Okay, that's the good one. Fuck, I used to be more imaginative

I don't understand

If I realize I'm in a dream

Like right now

I should be able to do whatever I want, right?

AND WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT THAT MUCH?

Fuck

... okay, let's play backward. What did I do last night? Looks like I got a big hangover or something like that now

...

Fuck

I opened the box

That's a transmiter, a remote, I guess

There's a keypad, and a big red button with a cap on it

holly shit

"ICBM portable control pod"?

Rainbow Dash says:

Don't

press it

Gig says:

What?

Oh, I don't care, you can't die in a dream, right?

Rainbow Dash says:

Don't

press

Gig says:

.. though, you're not supposed to suffer from pain either, and right now I want to hit my head on the walls

Rainbow Dash says:

it

Don't press it, Gig.

This isn't a dream

just put it down

Gig says:

... for real?

Rainbow Dash says:

For real

Gig says:

Ow, fuck

What the hell

I can't even remember why I woke up talking to a pony throught internet, sat on a ICBM controler

Rainbow Dash says:

Wait

you sat on it?

Gig, what's an ICBM?

Gig says:

I was sit on the box from the very beginning

It's an intercontinental cruise missile

5000+ km range I guess

Rainbow Dash says:

Is that like... a nuclear bomb?

Gig says:

Most of the time, carrying thermonuclear warheads

... yeah

But I don't understand

Rainbow Dash says:

GIG

DID YOU LAUNCH ONE?

Gig says:

There's no such thing as a 'remote controler' for an ICBM

... weel I guess not

It must be some kind of toy

... right?

Rainbow Dash says:

I hope not

Gig says:

I'll take a look outdoor, to see if there are any giant mushroom over there

No, it's all clear

there's something in the garden though, a big black thing

Rainbow Dash says:

Look

what is it?

Gig says:

I'll be right back, I go closer

ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck

bordel de merde

Rainbow Dash says:

what is it?

Gig says:

... looks like the head of the ICBM controlled by the remote I was sitting on

Okay, so THIS IS a dream

Rainbow Dash says:

Gig..

Gig says:

... I mean, come on, no one wake up some day or night in an unknow house, with a nuke in the garden

With a god-tiers headach

Rainbow Dash says:

Gig.

Gig says:

And blood all over my clothes

Rainbow Dash says:

This is real

Gig says:

Of course you say it's real

If you doesn't exist, you'd try to prove me you DO

... so, whatever you say, I can't trust you

This being said, I can't trust myself either

Last time I did something to help someone

... oh, fuck, it was at Stalliongrad

...

Rainbow Dash says:

Yes, you were.

Gig says:

i guess i'd seen enought fucked up things to allow this shit to be real

i'm spitting blood now, wtf

i just... want to go home

Rainbow Dash says:

It's okay gig

Gig says:

... no it's not

i know it's not

Rainbow Dash says:

It's going to be okayy.

Gig says:

... I hate this sentence

They use it in every bad action movie or thriller or whatever

Just before it starts to get hell

... I heard noises

Rainbow Dash says:

Run.

Gig says:

FUCK GUNFIRE

Rainbow Dash says:

RUH

RUN

RUN


Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

wicka wicka

Rainbow Dash says:

What ?

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

Nothin', just an onomatopoeia.  How is?  Any more robberies?

Rainbow Dash says:

Nope

sorry

I'm kinda focussing on like eight different people right now

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

Popular pony is popular.

Rainbow Dash says:

Yep

I guess, anyway

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

So what's up then?  Have that meeting thing already or is that this weekend?

Rainbow Dash says:

It's starting tomorrow

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

Ahh.  Hopefully Twilight got my letter and she can inquire about the...thing...I saw.

Rainbow Dash says:

Letters haven't arrived yet

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

Fffh...crap.

Okay, well I'm sure it's not anything life-threatening then...

Rainbow Dash says:

Like, the mailmare hasn't brought them to us yet

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

Gotcha.  It's not like it's still there...I hope.  Anywho, just the same-old same-old then?

Things staying relatively peaceful for once?

Rainbow Dash says:

No.

The Zebraic Intifada's issued a statement calling for the resignation of the Gods, or else war breaks out

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

buh-wuh?

Rainbow Dash says:

The Griffon Nationalist Party is declaring war

The Deerish Republican Army too

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

I'm confused.  Isn't declaring war on...y'know...-Gods- kind of...silly?

I mean, they're Gods.

Rainbow Dash says:

I know

but

they're still doing it

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

They giving any reasons?

Other than "We're pissed off and not going to take it anymore"

Rainbow Dash says:

I don't know their motives!

Like seriously!

They want "independence"

why?

what do they have to gain!

They're all Equestrians, why can't they just be happy?

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

Maybe what with Celestia basically being overthrown, they're afraid the Gods are going to try to make radical changes than what was the norm when Celestia was the head of power?

I dunno, politics really aren't my strong point.

Rainbow Dash says:

hmmm

But still

It's stupid

Do they not like Ponies ruling them or something?

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

Possibly?

Rainbow Dash says:

Well, why not?

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

They might feel intimidated that the chief race on the planet now has basically a whole platoon of Gods on their side.

Rainbow Dash says:

Hmmm...

It sorta makes sense I guess

but, why do they want independance?

Scherzo!4LamsTHETA says:

Probably trying to isolate themselves before anything worse happens to them.

Like the Gods going all tyrannical on their asses.

I mean, you guys, the Ponys, are basically like the dominant race on Equestria, right?

They see themselves as second-class citizens to you, maybe.  And are afraid that with these new Gods all piling in for leadership, all of them being Alicorns mind you (as I doubt there are Griffon or Elk gods), they're going to get treated even worse.

So they're trying to nip that in the bud before that might happen by declaring independance.

Sorry if I'm not being much help in helping you figure this out...been feelin' a bit out of it since yesterday.

Ugh, woozy.  Right then, I think I ought to go lay down.  Got ya in my prayers though, hope things settle down with a good end over there.

Rainbow Dash says:

I hope so too, Scherzo

I hope so too.


Nikita says:

o/

Rainbow Dash says:

Hello

Nikita says:

Hey there

Am I talking to Rainbow Dash?

Rainbow Dash says:

yep

hi

Nikita says:

Niiice! This is definetely an improvement over letters... reply times and all

So you're all in Canterlot now?

Why exactly do you have to be there for a meeting of the Gods anyway?...

Rainbow Dash says:

I don't know myself

Celestia just kinda wants me to be there.

Nikita says:

I'm not sure why you'd want to message me though

You're cool and all, but I don't remember writing to you that much =/

Rainbow Dash says:

Because, Nikita. You're the chosen one.

Nikita says:

Wait what

No I'm just an engineer... an inventor maybe

Rainbow Dash says:

HAHAHAHHA I HAD YOU GOING THERE FOR A MINUTE

Nikita says:

I can't even do magic D:

Rainbow Dash says:

I bet your face was priceless

Nikita says:

derp

okaaay good one Rainbow

if you don't mind... may I speak with Twilight if she is around?

Rainbow Dash says:

Sure

she says she'll do one of these chats soon

she's kinda busy right now

Nikita says:

I see. So you are just chilling around Canterlot, without a care in the world until Princess calls you?

Rainbow Dash says:

Yeah

pretty much

Nikita says:

It must be pretty boring sitting in a castle with all the royals.

Rainbow Dash says:

Not in the castle

hotel

Nikita says:

Oh. In that case you must be pretty close to the common folk in there?

Have you heard any rumors lately?

Not that you'd be interested in gossip

Rainbow Dash says:

Like

what kind of rumors?

Nikita says:

Well, first of all it's quite possible that the common folk would be joking about the royals

it would be noted if someone started acting unusual

or ranting

yes, let's concentrate on that now.

Rainbow Dash says:

Well

Nikita says:

For you see, I fear that some of them are being manipulated... it may be possible that someone is trying to do something with somepony elses hands

Rainbow Dash says:

Things are going down hill fast

Nikita says:

Even besides griffons?

Rainbow Dash says:

YEah

Deerish Republican Army, and the Zebraic Intifada have both declared war.

no attacks yet

but still

Nikita says:

Surprising that someone even KNOWS what war is after all these ages

 

 

Nikita says:

Alchemy must be common among Zebras - do you think they could use poison?

Rainbow Dash says:

Maybe

Actually, probably

we know what war is, mostly because of what we learned from the humans

Nikita says:

Do you fear that one dark hour, you would have to kill?

Rainbow Dash says:

Me?

I..

I don't know

Nikita says:

I don't know about ponies, but all men, deep inside, biologically even, are either murderers or they are not. And any sane person would try to steer away from war, live happily and do no harm

but they end up having something that is more dear to them than life

I pray that you don't have to choose between a life of a griffon and that of a pony

but the times are indeed getting dark

Rainbow Dash says:

I do too

But

if necessary...

to protect the people I love

I would

Nikita says:

"Always plan for the worst, that way all your surprises will be pleasant ones."

Well then. I don't want to worsen your mood any more, so I will leave you at that. If you see Twilight please tell her to message me. There was one trick she should know if the things go south.

Rainbow Dash says:

Thanks


Qetuo says:

sup?

HA!

look at Fluttershy's eyes!

Rainbow Dash says:

What's so weird about that?

Eyes do that

Qetuo says:

Yeah but you suck

zing!

Applejack says:

Howdy Rainbow!

Rainbow Dash says:

Qetuo

this is the same window-thingy as before

I'm not stupid

Applejack says:

I just got back from having sex with bi- uh I mean uh harvesting appls

Rainbow Dash says:

What's with you, Applejack, and incest?

Honestly

it's kinda pathetic

Applejack says:

What! I didn't do no incest today- uh I mean uh, I don't do know incest! Why Rainbow I have half a mind to teach you a lesson about steroetypes

Rainbow Dash says:

Qetuo,

Fluttershy says:

Hi Rainbow!

I just got back from helping a bird

or something

Hey!

Let's talk about our friends weaknesses!

What was Twilight's weakness again? I forget

Rainbow Dash says:

Bullet through the face, Qetuo, just like I said.

Fluttershy says:

What!

I'm not Qetuo

Rainbow Dash says:

Yes. you are

Fluttershy says:

I'm Fluttershy

did you hit your head?

Rainbow Dash says:

Fluttershy is in the other room.

In fact, I can see her from here.

Fluttershy says:

What! No she's an imposter!

quick RUN!!

Rainbow Dash says:

No, she's not, Qetuo.

Fluttershy says:

oh yeah, then ask something that only I would know

She'll get it wrong

whatch, ask me anything

and I'll get it right

 

     

eep

see? Only I act that shy

Rainbow Dash says:

Fluttershy is right there

Fluttershy says:

now, if you still don't believe me then ask me anything

Rainbow Dash says:

standing

right there

Fluttershy says:

oh yeah?

Rainbow Dash says:

you're not a very smart supervillain, are you?

Honestly

Fluttershy says:

then how come I'm over here?

go ahead ask me anything

I'll get it right

and you'll be sorry that you trusted the imposter

Rainbow Dash says:

Wait

what's that ticking noise?

Fluttershy says:

IT'S A TRAP!! I told you it was an imposter!

RUN!!!


Sumomo says:

rainbow~

Rainbow Dash says:

Hi

Sumomo says:

You doing alright? Things have been haywire lately...

Rainbow Dash says:

That's an understatement

Sumomo says:

No kidding XD

So, how's that tree?

Rainbow Dash says:

I dunno, I'm in Canterlot at the moment

haven't gotten a chance to check on it yet

Sumomo says:

I kinda imagined the tree becoming a Fluttertree a few hours ago...

I didn't put much effort into it, but sorry if that happens ._.

Rainbow Dash says:

Fluttertree?

Sumomo says:

fluttershy + tree

Rainbow Dash says:

Why?

Sumomo says:

I dunno, my imagination has a life of its own

Rainbow Dash says:

Thats... odd...

Sumomo says:

i...am an odd person.

i can't really help it

Anyway, are there some good amusement parks in Equestria?

Rainbow Dash says:

Uh,there's a few

Sumomo says:

Nice, nice

The best one is the US is Disney World. It's more like, four amusement parks. The whole thing is the size of a small town.

Rainbow Dash says:

really?

Sumomo says:

Yep

You can spend like a month there without doing any of the same things twice

But it's super expensive XD

Hey, you still there?

Rainbow Dash says:

yeah

sorry

I'm talking to likje

20 different people

Sumomo says:

Aw, that's gotta be tough

I can barely keep a conversation with one person, but 20? XD

Rainbow Dash says:

multitasking, freind

multitasking

Sumomo says:

Take it easy, OK?

You've got enough on your plate as it is

Rainbow Dash says:

thanks

Sumomo says:

I'm trying to work with Pinkie, so that's one less thing, too

Rainbow Dash says:

Pinkie is...

kinda not right

really jumpy

muttering

it's scary

when Pinkie isn't righnrt

something REALLY isn't right

Sumomo says:

I can tell you it's not by her own free will

I asked Twilight to get into her mind and try to fix things, but it seems like it would take a crapload of magic

Rainbow Dash says:

I know

there's some dark stuff going on here.

Sumomo says:

I'll do my best

dude...i'm so tired

It's like 11 PM over here

Rainbow Dash says:

Where are you?

Sumomo says:

Germany

Rainbow Dash says:

...Germany

Sumomo says:

Nice place, really

Kinda hard to find good pizza here though...

Rainbow Dash says:

Oh

sorry

I...

learned some things

the other day

Sumomo says:

Yeah. The country had a rough past, but that was ages ago.

First it lost the first world war

And then the victors of the war made them sign a treaty that pretty much ruined their economy

By that time they were so desperate that they would've latched on to anyone who promised improvement

Unfortunately, it ended up being Hilter

*hitler

That went on for a decade or so, triggering the second world war in the process

After the loss the victors actually helped them recover that time

The majority of the country was democratic afterwards, but there was a small portion under Communist rule until fairly recently

Rainbow Dash says:

Ah

Sumomo says:

Sorry, kinda got carried away there

Rainbow Dash says:

It's okay

Sumomo says:

There's a lot in between involving capitalism vs communism tension, but that's even longer and more complicated

Anyway I should really go to bed now

Rainbow Dash says:

have a good sleep.

Sumomo says:

G'night!


X64BINARY says:

Heeeey, hi there!

How are you?

Damn, I can't believe I'm talking to THE Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash says:

Wait

hi

X64BINARY says:

How are things in Equestria?

Rainbow Dash says:

Bad

Who is this, by the way?

X64BINARY says:

... well, they call me XN64BINARY

That's just a nickname

My name's John

But well, I get used to my nick ^^

On the internet

That's what human usually do

They stay anonymous, behind a nickname

This said, even 'normal' names may be made up over there

No control, no rules, so it's kinda anarchy

Rainbow Dash says:

We don't really have rules to naming eithert

although usually it's "Noun Verb"

or "Verb noun"

X64BINARY says:

Usually, we use a 'First Name' 'Last Name' pattern

The last name is hereditary

But it depends on countries thought

And the first name is just chosen 'because that's pretty'

Sometimes, parents really fuck up

Rainbow Dash says:

how>?

X64BINARY says:

(No pun intended)

Rainbow Dash says:

example?

X64BINARY says:

Like

I used to knew a girl

Rainbow Dash says:

Also, good pun.

X64BINARY says:

Called 'Vagina'

Rainbow Dash says:

...

X64BINARY says:

And that's not a joke

Rainbow Dash says:

...

X64BINARY says:

I swear

Rainbow Dash says:

....

X64BINARY says:

I'm afraid of my own kind sometime

Rainbow Dash says:

Yeah

uhm..

X64BINARY says:

(And how the hell did we manage to get there?)

Rainbow Dash says:

i can see why

Like... why did they think that's a good idea?

Honestly?

X64BINARY says:

I... don't know

I never had the misluck to meet her parents

I never really meet her though

She was just a ... celebrity in my college

Poor girl.

Rainbow Dash says:

Why didn't she change it?

X64BINARY says:

Sometime you just can't

In some countries you can, but you have to be adult

Hey, by the way

I heard that someone in Finland changed his name

Rainbow Dash says:

yeah

X64BINARY says:

Now he's called Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash says:

REALLY?

X64BINARY says:

Rainbow 'IDontKnowWhat' Dash.

No kidding.

Rainbow Dash says:

I don't know what to think about that...

X64BINARY says:

I'll try to find the new about that

It's a bit creepy yeah.

Rainbow Dash says:

Just a little bit

wait

X64BINARY says:

'Rainbow Alexsi Dash'

Rainbow Dash says:

What's that ticking noise

?

X64BINARY says:

... what noise?

Rainbow Dash says:

I don't know it's getting louder though

X64BINARY says:

It's quite on my side

Strange

Maybe there's something stuck in your computer's fan?

It happens sometime

Rainbow Dash says:

No... i don't think so

X64BINARY says:

MMh...

Maybe a clock?

Maybe it’s a ticking time bomb? :P

Rainbow Dash is now ‘offline’.


John says:

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream...

I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been...

Rainbow Dash says:

Wait what?

John says:

Kashmir. It's a led zeppelin song, one of my favorites.

By the way, heya Dash.

*Peace Sign*

Rainbow Dash says:

Hi

John says:

Oh, wait, have you heard of Led Zeppelin before?

Rainbow Dash says:

nope

John says:

Hmm. I must avert this disaster. (Kidding.) I shall send you the song.

Highonspeed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfR_HWMzgyc

Ze code.

May it reach you Dashie Sama.

My shangri-la beneath the summer moon, I will return again...

Sure as the dust that floats high and true, when movin through kashmir...

Ohyeah! I'm feeling good today!

...You okay Dash? You are normally quick on responding. Or are the other fellows giving you some chat too? If so, I send my regards to them.

Rainbow Dash says:

There are like

eight different people

maybe more

John says:

Oh god XD

Are any of them new?

Rainbow Dash says:

Yeah...

Qetuos here

John says:

I shouldn't even be asking that, sorry.

...

Motherfu

...Well then. Would you mind me sending my regards to Qetuo with a "song"?

This song in particular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzOb3UhPmig

Ugh, if I had his address I'd write him such an angry letter.

...Since that's probably all I could do. I'm no cyborg superbeing.

I'm probably more like a Ghost. People rarely heed me attention when I need it. However, that does work to my advantage...Never mind. If he's too much, just kick the sorry bastard.

Rainbow Dash says:

i'll give him the message

John says:

Danke.

Oh, and I'll just keep quiet from now on. You probably don't need one extra nagging voice at your neck while the Big Bad is here. That's game talk for the possible final boss. Call back when you wanna talk =)

...Oh, I forgot. Also call back if you need help.

Rainbow Dash says:

thanks

John says:

Dah.


Brian says:

I am just wondering how far I went to drain me this much. most teleportation I do does not hit me nearly as bad.

Maybe I did more than once.

who knows

Wait.... I think I hear some voices. Gotta find somewhere to hide.

Rainbow Dash says:

Just

gho

go

Brian says:

Agh.. stupid legs wont work im stuck I cant move

im stuck

I cant see them but they are getting close......

I cant understand them.... Great hopefully they arent hostile.

I'm back

Apparently the second they saw me they took off.

Not exactly reassuring.

I did not see them though.

I'm going to try to crawl over to a small cave nearby.

Playing myself some music hopefully it will calm me down as I attempt this.

Ugh made it.

Rainbow Dash says:

are you safe where you are?

Brian says:

I think im safe here for now.

Still I never heard that language before.

I must be somewhere really out of the way.

 

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Rainbow Dash says:

what do you see around you?

Brian says:

trees lots and lots of trees

Rainbow Dash says:

be careful

wait

what's that ticking noise?

Brian says:

what?

are you okay?

umm where is it coming from?

Rainbow Dash says:

I don't know

it's kinda

all around me

Brian says:

whatever it is get away from it

it sounds to me like a timed explosive primer

those tick quite loudly

i think you shouldleave NOW

that is seriously dangerous

Rainbow Dash says:

wait wh


[EoD]TwitchRE says:

Heh.

What's the matter Loyalty, things getting over your head?